August 04
两天前老Ward去了墨西哥,临时来了个博士生,貌似是Ward手下最牛的学生。此君性情暴烈,典型的美国办事风格,上次去MALL因为有人迟到一刻钟,此君大骂son of a bitch!!! 众看客瞠目结舌,领教了美国佬的火气。
代课的终究是代课的,讲堂上满头大汗,一个劲儿的傻笑,堂下却不知所云。
一个短暂的break之后,倒是换了新鲜的东东。不是QUIZZ, 是一份Inducton/deduction exercises 说穿了也就是美国的脑筋急转弯
试题呈上:
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?
- If there are 7 months that have 31 days in them and 11 months that have 30 days in them,how many months have 28 days in them?
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- What is boiled then cooled, sweetened then soured?
- A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother.How come?
- How many outs are there in an inning?
- What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten?
- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?Why?
- What is neither inside a house nor outside a house, but no house would be complete without it?
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
- Two men play five games of checkers.Each man wins the same number of games.There are no ties.Explain this.
- What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals?
- A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?
- What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?
- What is very light but can not be lifted?
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
- What overpowers you without hurting you?
- What question can you never answer "yes"
- I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel.What are the coins?
- When is longhand quicker than shorthand?
- If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light firt?
- Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
- How far can a dog run into the woods?
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
- Why do you always find someting in the last place you look?
- With what vegetable do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
- A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
- If the ruler of Russia was called the Czar and his wife the Czarina, what were his children called?
- How can you make seven even?
答案如下:
- Yes, every country have July 4th.
- Twelve.
- Only one.
- Tea with lemon.
- The beggar is a female.
- Six striker. (两次三振出局)
- A dig of card. (签牌)
- The man is dead.
- Windows
- 70
- They didn't play with each other.
- Eye
- White, the house is built on the north pole.
- E
- Ballon
- Two
- Sleep
- When you are sleeping.
- The oher one is a nickel, hence there should be 50 and 5.
- Clock
- Match
- M & T (empty)
- Halfway
- One
- You've already looked at it.
- Corn
- Meat
- Yet
- Sardine
- Take the "s" away"
Have fun, guys!!!
August 01
想看的没看到,想吃的没吃到,想买的没买到,想睡的没睡好。
我的尸体展,我的姚餐厅,我的TOMMY,我的妈呀!!!
莫非双休命犯小人乎?
昨天是个狗日子,很磋很磋。
下午2时45分
兴冲冲的想把最近的照片上传SPACE,原本要删一张相册照片,鬼使神差般把整个相册全删了。NND,空间还有个上传数量限制,貌似500张的样子。幸好已经月底,想看照片的下月请早。
下午3时至晚间10时
写论文,老WARD第二天要收。
半夜12点
晚上想到有一本自己很喜欢的书要买 ——《撒旦诗篇》。晕晕忽忽上了AMAZON-敲击关键字-找到商品-不贵-什么?标准邮寄8号才能到?-更改SHIPPING方式-2天邮需9美金-看看1天的?16美金!-太贵了按后退-结帐-5分钟后......-您的交易成功!!!一天邮寄16美金,后天到!!!!!-那尼?!搞错了?立刻REVIEW货单(貌似有人说过可以更改或取消的)-对不起,1天邮寄商品不可取消或更改。
我昏,7美金啊!!!
半夜1点
睡觉
哦丫斯米