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    August 04

    美国脑筋急转弯

    两天前老Ward去了墨西哥,临时来了个博士生,貌似是Ward手下最牛的学生。此君性情暴烈,典型的美国办事风格,上次去MALL因为有人迟到一刻钟,此君大骂son of a bitch!!! 众看客瞠目结舌,领教了美国佬的火气。
     
    代课的终究是代课的,讲堂上满头大汗,一个劲儿的傻笑,堂下却不知所云。
    一个短暂的break之后,倒是换了新鲜的东东。不是QUIZZ, 是一份Inducton/deduction exercises 说穿了也就是美国的脑筋急转弯
     
    试题呈上:
    1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
    2. If there are 7 months that have 31 days in them and 11 months that have 30 days in them,how many months have 28 days in them?
    3. How many birthdays does the average man have?
    4. What is boiled then cooled, sweetened then soured?
    5. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother.How come?
    6. How many outs are there in an inning?
    7. What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten?
    8. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?Why?
    9. What is neither inside a house nor outside a house, but no house would be complete without it?
    10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    11. Two men play five games of checkers.Each man wins the same number of games.There are no ties.Explain this.
    12. What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals?
    13. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?
    14. What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space; the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?
    15. What is very light but can not be lifted?
    16. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
    17. What overpowers you without hurting you?
    18. What question can you never answer "yes"
    19. I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel.What are the coins?
    20. When is longhand quicker than shorthand?
    21. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light firt?
    22. Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
    23. How far can a dog run into the woods?
    24. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
    25. Why do you always find someting in the last place you look?
    26. With what vegetable do you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
    27. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?
    28. A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
    29. If the ruler of Russia was called the Czar and his wife the Czarina, what were his children called?
    30. How can you make seven even?

     答案如下:

    1. Yes, every country have July 4th.
    2. Twelve.
    3. Only one.
    4. Tea with lemon.
    5. The beggar is a female.
    6. Six striker.  (两次三振出局)
    7. A dig of card. (签牌)
    8. The man is dead.
    9. Windows
    10. 70
    11. They didn't play with each other.
    12. Eye
    13. White, the house is built on the north pole.
    14. E
    15. Ballon
    16. Two
    17. Sleep
    18. When you are sleeping.
    19. The oher one is a nickel, hence there should be 50 and 5.
    20. Clock
    21. Match
    22. M & T (empty)
    23. Halfway
    24. One
    25. You've already looked at it.
    26. Corn
    27. Meat
    28. Yet
    29. Sardine
    30. Take the "s" away"

     Have fun, guys!!!

     
     
    August 01

    前天也是个狗日子

    想看的没看到,想吃的没吃到,想买的没买到,想睡的没睡好。
     
    我的尸体展,我的姚餐厅,我的TOMMY,我的妈呀!!!
     
    莫非双休命犯小人乎?
     
     
     
     

    昨天是个狗日子

    昨天是个狗日子,很磋很磋。
     
    下午2时45分  
    兴冲冲的想把最近的照片上传SPACE,原本要删一张相册照片,鬼使神差般把整个相册全删了。NND,空间还有个上传数量限制,貌似500张的样子。幸好已经月底,想看照片的下月请早。
     
    下午3时至晚间10时
    写论文,老WARD第二天要收。
     
    半夜12点
    晚上想到有一本自己很喜欢的书要买 ——《撒旦诗篇》。晕晕忽忽上了AMAZON-敲击关键字-找到商品-不贵-什么?标准邮寄8号才能到?-更改SHIPPING方式-2天邮需9美金-看看1天的?16美金!-太贵了按后退-结帐-5分钟后......-您的交易成功!!!一天邮寄16美金,后天到!!!!!-那尼?!搞错了?立刻REVIEW货单(貌似有人说过可以更改或取消的)-对不起,1天邮寄商品不可取消或更改。
     
    我昏,7美金啊!!!
     
    半夜1点
    睡觉
    哦丫斯米